MJ Jokes

[Big John]

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

 

[Big John]

Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died

 

[Big John]

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

 

[Big John]

What was Michael Jackson's last hit?
The Floor

 

[69hemibeep]

We need a rimshop smilie

 

[Roadcuda]

Now if this were the a-bodies site, you'd be given a rash for insensitive comments. Big, I didn't know you had it in ya! Etch a Sketch, that's a good one! :devil:

 

[george68hemirr]

Big John is outta control....wheres the Moderator Acme A12 when you need him.......HAHA

 

[ACME A12]

Big John is outta control....wheres the Moderator Acme A12 when you need him.......HAHA

Not sure, but I think if you "moderate" the Boss, you are given the opportunity to go moderate somewhere else... :leave:

You guys are having way too much fun with this whole moderator thing...

:jester:

 

[Basketcase]

When Farrah reached the Pearly Gates, St Peter said" since you have had such a hard time these last years, God will grant your last request." Farrah said "Please keep all the children safe" MJ dropped like a hot potatoes.

 

[jays69bird]

Did you hear Michael Jackson's heart attack was brought on by food poisioning? Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts!

 

[Hoosier Bird]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[Big John]

You know its really not fair to say all this stuff about poor MJ.

For inspiration, I suggest we read what Stevie Wonder wrote about MJ

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Deep stuff, eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . ..... ....”

 

[Roadcuda]

You know its really not fair to say all this stuff about poor MJ.

For inspiration, I suggest we read what Stevie Wonder wrote about MJ

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Deep stuff, eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . ..... ....”

Big, Big,,,,,,,Big, me thinks we are just now starting to see the real big John coming out! :banana:

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: inhale :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[mcmopar]

^^^^ what he said!^^^^
That was great!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: