george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
'Damn, Kurt, you're hung!' Dan exclaims.
'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.'
'What do you mean?' Dan asked.
'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.'
Dan agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Kurt asks Dan how his situation was.
Dan replied, 'I did what you said, Kurt, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'
'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?'
'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.'
Wait for it ...........
Wait ......................
You know it's coming...
Crisco!!?' Kurt exclaimed. 'Damm it, Dan, Crisco is shortening!
MORAL OF THE STORY: You gotta follow the recipe!!!!
'Damn, Kurt, you're hung!' Dan exclaims.
'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.'
'What do you mean?' Dan asked.
'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.'
Dan agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Kurt asks Dan how his situation was.
Dan replied, 'I did what you said, Kurt, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'
'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?'
'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.'
Wait for it ...........
Wait ......................
You know it's coming...
Crisco!!?' Kurt exclaimed. 'Damm it, Dan, Crisco is shortening!
MORAL OF THE STORY: You gotta follow the recipe!!!!
