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More Good Ones From The Lexicon of Stupidity

mcmopar

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Subject: Education (or perhaps I should say "Edumacation")
We all know that a good education is important. So we try to make sure that everyone has access to top-notch, high quality learning.
HOW TO SPEAK AND WRITE LIKE A COLLEG GRADUATE
Headline: Norfolk (Virginia) Virginian Pilot

But teachers-proud keepers of the educational flame-are worried that students aren't meeting their high standards.

Why is he not learning or leaning so but so little, with my help. How comes his past teachers have been passing him from grade to grade without he advancing or progressing academicly. I will like to know what is causing mental blockage.
Student evaluation written by Brooklyn, New York, elementary school teacher.

And so we ask:

Are Young Americans Be Getting Stupider?
Headline: Corvalis (Oregon) Gazette Times

Are they be? It sure seem that way!

Illiteracy Is Still A Poblem Among Mississippi Adults
Headline: Hendersonville (Mississippi) Times News

Maybe the "poblem" lies not in our stars, but in our local institutions and leaders...

Commissioner Davis To Lead "Assault On Literacy Month"
Headline: Pahokee (Florida) Sun

Everything You Wanted To Know About High School But Was Afraid To Ask
Flyer sent to parents by a Long Island, New York, School

Or maybe it goes higher than that:

THEN YOU WAKE UP AT THE HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL AND FIND OUT THAT THE ILLITERACY LEVEL OF OUR CHILDREN ARE APPALLING
President George W. Bush

It sure are, aren't it?
 
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