Nascar

[moparstuart]

David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some
'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving..

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to car jack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run..

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways

 

[george68hemirr]

REPEAT!!!!!!!!!! :toetap: :toetap: :toetap:

 

[moparstuart]

REPEAT!!!!!!!!!! :toetap: :toetap: :toetap:

this joke got me repermanded on For b-bodys only and it was deleted ????
I guess david letterman and I are racists ? oh and american idol to with pants on the ground

 

[69hemibeep]

Wait till Ray slaps your hand

 

[ACME A12]

Wait till Ray slaps your hand

"Threatening to anyone or really obscene" are the guidelines that I was given...haven't had to clean up any messes yet...

 

[moparstuart]

Wait till Ray slaps your hand

"Threatening to anyone or really obscene" are the guidelines that I was given...haven't had to clean up any messes yet...

it's nice to be with friends who have your back :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab: :stab:


:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: no really i love you guys

 

[69hemibeep]

Wait till Ray slaps your hand

"Threatening to anyone or really obscene" are the guidelines that I was given...haven't had to clean up any messes yet...

Now I know what to strive for :basketcase: