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NEW GIRL IN THE OFFICE

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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A man goes to visit his mate at work and spots the new girl
on reception,

"wow, she is well fit, she is beautiful" he says!

His mate turns and says, " she is a robot, squeeze her right tit and she takes a dictation, squeeze her left tit and she types a letter, bend her over and make love to her anytime you want and she don't complain! It's amazing".

The chap, all excited says " can I borrow her for a couple of minutes?"

He drags her in the cupboard where there is a lot of shuffling and banging followed by a huge blood curdling scream.

His mate shouts " Oh yes, ! forgot to tell you her mouth is a pencil sharpner!!!"
 
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