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Simpson fatal heart-attack
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies..
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't
know what to do here,' says the devil.'You are on my list, but I have no
room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the
devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and
surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the
next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of huge ice blocks,
left over from the ice age of 2015.All he did was swing that sledge, time
after time after time.
OJ replied: 'No, this is no good; "I've got this problem with my shoulder..
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break ice all day,'
commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the bed, his arms tied over his head,and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can
handle this.' The devil smiled and said . . .. . ..
" OK, Monica, you're free to go"
One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies..
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't
know what to do here,' says the devil.'You are on my list, but I have no
room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm
going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as
you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place.. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves.' OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the
devil opened the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and
surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't
think I could do that all day long.' The devil led him to the door of the
next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of huge ice blocks,
left over from the ice age of 2015.All he did was swing that sledge, time
after time after time.
OJ replied: 'No, this is no good; "I've got this problem with my shoulder..
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break ice all day,'
commented OJ.
The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the bed, his arms tied over his head,and his legs restrained in a
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, 'Yeah man, I can
handle this.' The devil smiled and said . . .. . ..
" OK, Monica, you're free to go"
