old farts

[a cook]

STUD ROOSTER
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
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'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle
ALL of these chickens.
Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
And I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'
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The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
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He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
When he sees the roosters running by.
The Old Rooster is squalking
And running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
Error! Filename not specified.'Dammit.....third gay rooster I bought this month.' Moral of this
Story? ....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
Age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery

Always overcome youth and arrogance!

 

[ACME A12]

Oldie but a goodie...!

But in your version why does the rooster say "Error! Filename not specified."...??? :lmao:

:jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

ANOTHER FIRST TIME I READ THAT....GOOD ONE

 

[mcmopar]

Oldie but a goodie...!

But in your version why does the rooster say "Error! Filename not specified."...??? :lmao:

:jester:

I was thinking the same thing! :acme: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

Good one!

 

[69hemibeep]

First time Ive heard it told that way! ERROR :jester:

 

[a cook]

i'm not sure my buddy sent it to me from work after he showed it to me so i would have to assume it was edited somehow. it wasn't like that in his email :huh: