What can I Say?!?! Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer!
Plant A Pig Today!
Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort. In Seville, Spain, some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslims had to cancel the project...this land had been sold to them by government officials...
No protests were needed by the local people... and it worked!!
No dummies, these Spaniards. They found a very clever solution!
No protests needed!
In Texas, we have an over abundance of feral pigs. Texans could send them all over the country and we'd just plant them everywhere! After all, pig contaminated soil would surely drift in the wind, and we could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other ranges one might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.
Americans, put on your thinking caps and let's find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, then let's do it!
Forward this email to everyone you know, maybe it'll get to NYC before it's too late!
Sincerely,
Your Committee for the Betterment of America
Plant A Pig Today!
Please donate to your local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well worth the effort. In Seville, Spain, some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled ground". The Muslims had to cancel the project...this land had been sold to them by government officials...
No protests were needed by the local people... and it worked!!
No dummies, these Spaniards. They found a very clever solution!
No protests needed!
In Texas, we have an over abundance of feral pigs. Texans could send them all over the country and we'd just plant them everywhere! After all, pig contaminated soil would surely drift in the wind, and we could create new job programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed. Of course, high on the mountaintops of the Rockies or other ranges one might find some uncontaminated soil, but then building a mosque there would pose some problems.
Americans, put on your thinking caps and let's find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, then let's do it!
Forward this email to everyone you know, maybe it'll get to NYC before it's too late!
Sincerely,
Your Committee for the Betterment of America
