george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Too great not to pass along??
San Diego Woman Shot in Head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were
now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the
head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the
wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be
Bush's fault.
San Diego Woman Shot in Head
Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws
and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries.
Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway
with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with
both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were
now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the
head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car
because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded
from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the
wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to
find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She
initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could
all be a coincidence.
The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be
Bush's fault.
