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"Shorty"

gunnar

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Guy was in the hospital and all the nurses were making fun of him because he had "Shorty" tattooed on his penis.

He kinda hit it off with one of the nurses and when he was discharged, he asked her out on a date. All the other nurses were teasing her about "Shorty".

The morning after their date, the nurse comes in to work all disheveled and looking like she hadn't slept in awhile. When her buddies asked her what happened, she said, "remember that guy "Shorty"?

"Yeah! So what happened?"

"Well when he got an erection, "Shorty" turned into "Shorty's Tire and Battery Service, Birmingham, Alabama."
 

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Reminds me of that "Welcome to Jaimaica, Mon. Have a nice day." joke that was going around several years ago...same concept...:D
 
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