Skirt Zipper

[Mel69rrvert]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became


Aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to
Come up to the height of the first step of the bus..

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
Driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
Thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg
She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
Behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
Second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind
To unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing
Behind her picked her up easily by the waist
And placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the
Would-be Samaritan
And yelled,
'How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled,
'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
But after you unzipped my fly three times,
I kinda figured we was friends.'

 

[ACME A12]

posted before but still good

 

[george68hemirr]

I AGREE BUT STILL LOL :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Basketcase]

still funny

 

[69hemibeep]

You guys tell him its a repeat and then pile on with laughs to pad you post counts. :toetap: I'm here to tell you that I'm padding mine by bitching about you guys

 

[moparstuart]

You guys tell him its a repeat and then pile on with laughs to pad you post counts. :toetap: I'm here to tell you that I'm padding mine by bitching about you guys

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:

 

[Mel69rrvert]

You guys tell him its a repeat and then pile on with laughs to pad you post counts. :toetap: I'm here to tell you that I'm padding mine by bitching about you guys

:acme: :loco: :loco:

 

[69hemibeep]

You guys tell him its a repeat and then pile on with laughs to pad you post counts. :toetap: I'm here to tell you that I'm padding mine by bitching about you guys

:acme: :loco: :loco:

Oh its nice to be back

 

[moparchris]

I
:lmao:

 

[moparchris]

am
:lmao:

 

[moparchris]

a
:lmao:

 

[moparchris]

post count padder
:lmao:

 

[moparchris]

with a Plain Jane Turbo Dart
:facepalm:

 

[moparstuart]

:lmao:

:jester: :basketcase: :basketcase: :basketcase: :basketcase:

 

[moparstuart]

:facepalm:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

:toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap:

 

[moparchris]

:toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap:

Hey! Your missing the point. There are at least 26 post opportunities your missing there. :acme:

 

[moparstuart]

:toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap: :toetap:

Hey! Your missing the point. There are at least 26 post opportunities your missing there. :acme:

yeah :acme: :acme: :acme:

 

[ACME A12]

You guys tell him its a repeat and then pile on with laughs to pad you post counts. :toetap:

Can't speak for anyone else, but I was thinking that there was a possibility that no one would say anything so I let him know that it was a repeat here...and I have to read all of the jokes anyway since I am the Joke Janitor...

Doesn't look like you or I need to pad anything anyway...

 

[peresvet24]