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Big John

Sit back, relax Don't bitch about the cigar smoke
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I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Great Dane had fresh air.

He was stretched full-out on the back seat
And I wanted to impress upon him that he must
remain there.

I walked to the curb backward,
Pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
'Now you stay. Do you hear me?'
'Stay! Stay!'

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,


'Why don't you just put it in park?
 
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