Bee Keeper
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A father, son and grandfather went to the country club for their
weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful
young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.
She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round
of golf had an emergency that called him away, and asked the trio
whether she could join them
Naturally, the guys all agreed.
Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in
a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you
want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or
do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go
ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, and consider myself pretty good at
it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots.."
With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to hit first.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent over to
place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball
270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green.
The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said..
The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into
it, and I faded it a little." After the three guys hit their drives and
their second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the
ball within five feet of the pin.
The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."
The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak, but even a soft
seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt."
She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.
Having the honors, she hit first on the second hole, knocked the
hell out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away, smack in the
middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque
blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting
par or less on every hole.
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under, and
had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par. She
turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for
not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use
or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like
to break 70 on this course...
.... If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole,
I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt
Strathmill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner, and then show him a
very good time for the rest of the night."
The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the
green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey,
aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will
get over that little hump and break right into the cup."
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a
plumb, "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10
inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback so it
falls into the cup."
The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball,
picked it up, handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart."
The blonde smiled and said, "Your car or mine?"
OLD AGE AND WISDOM WILL OVERCOME SKILL EVERY
TIME!!
weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful
young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.
She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round
of golf had an emergency that called him away, and asked the trio
whether she could join them
Naturally, the guys all agreed.
Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in
a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. If any of you
want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or
do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go
ahead. But I enjoy playing golf, and consider myself pretty good at
it, so don't try to coach me on how to play my shots.."
With that the guys agreed to relax and invited her to hit first.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent over to
place her ball on the tee. She then took her driver and hit the ball
270 yards down the middle, right in front of the green.
The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said..
The blonde put her driver away and said, "I really didn't get into
it, and I faded it a little." After the three guys hit their drives and
their second shots, the blonde took out an eight iron and lofted the
ball within five feet of the pin.
The son said, "Damn, lady, you played that perfectly."
The blonde frowned and said, "It was a little weak, but even a soft
seven would have been too much club. I've left a tricky little putt."
She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.
Having the honors, she hit first on the second hole, knocked the
hell out of the ball, and it landed nearly 300 yards away, smack in the
middle of the fairway. For the rest of the round the statuesque
blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly and methodically shooting
par or less on every hole.
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under, and
had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green for a par. She
turned to the three guys and said, "I really want to thank you all for
not acting like a bunch of chauvinists and telling me what club to use
or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 and I'd really like
to break 70 on this course...
.... If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole,
I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt
Strathmill Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner, and then show him a
very good time for the rest of the night."
The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the
green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt and finally said, "Honey,
aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole and hit it firm. It will
get over that little hump and break right into the cup."
The father knelt down and sighted the putt using his putter as a
plumb, "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10
inches to the right and let it run left down that little hogback so it
falls into the cup."
The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball,
picked it up, handed it to her and said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart."
The blonde smiled and said, "Your car or mine?"
OLD AGE AND WISDOM WILL OVERCOME SKILL EVERY
TIME!!
