The Arrogance of Authority

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The Arrogance of Authority


A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.

He told Bubba, the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."



Bubba said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.



The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"

Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.

"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!!

No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear......do you understand?!!"



The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.



A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......



With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....



Show him your badge, show him your BADGE........ ! !"
 

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Stu-Rat has already posted this...twice... :basketcase:


You get a pass, Steve. It's not like you're always padding your post count by re-re-reposting jokes like George & Stuie... :lol:

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ACME A12 said:
Stu-Rat has already posted this...twice... :basketcase:


You get a pass, Steve. It's not like you're always padding your post count by re-re-reposting jokes like George & Stuie... :lol:

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I'm sorry Master, I don't remember seeing it before!!!!! :leave:
 

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It takes a highly trained mind to be a joke cop, you have to be sharp as a tack and on your toes at all times. Why just the other day Thelma Lou tried to repeat a joke the pastor told on Sunday and I put her in a cell next to Otis. Before you know it they will start J-walking :jester:
 
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