The best little johnny joke ever

[george68hemirr]

The absolute best Little Johnnie Joke:

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from
The hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said,'What a beautiful baby.'The mother said, 'Why,Thank you, Johnnie. Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet,beautiful little hands,a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 Vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be f**ked if he needed glasses.

 

[69hemibeep]

:rimshot:

 

[tallhair]

that is a good one George. My 5th grade teacher told a little Johnny joke about every day. Was a cool school year

 

[Roadcuda]

:facepalm:

 

[abodybill]

:applouse: :applouse:

 

[peresvet24]

:yeathat::yeathat:

 

[Basketcase]

WHAP!!!!!!! (that's Dad smacking Johinne in the back of the head)

 

[mahoney0_00_3]

did u hear about jonnies in school?everytime they would have spelling quiz.if they ask him to spell a word with a d he would say d*ck or if they ask him for a word that starts with f he would say fu*k.So the teacher put him in a seat so when jonnie got his letter it would be R so when the teach ask jonnie to spell a word and use it in a sentence he would be and a lost.SO IN TRUE (JONNIE ROTTEN)he said rat! a rat with a fu*cking d*ck this long with his hand held out long and wide!