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The Farmer & The Mule Salesman
This is a bit of a long one..........
A farmer goes to town and buys a mule from the local mule salesman to pull his plow. He takes the mule home, hooks it up to his plow & starts plowing his field. It's here that he notices that the mule won't plow a straight line. He looks closely at the mule & finds that it's cross-eyed. He calls up the mule salesman & says...."You're gonna' have to take that mule back! It's cross-eyed & won't plow a straight line!"
The mule salesman says..."Oh, that's easy to fix. Just get a piece of pipe about two feet long & shove it in the mule's ass & he'll go straight."
"You sure?" asks the farmer.
"Don't worry..." says the salesman. "I've been in this business a long time. It'll work."
So the farmer does what the salesman said & sure enough, the mule goes straight. This works for about a day & the mule starts going crooked again. The farmer calls up the mule salesman again & says..."The mule's goin' crooked again!"
"Did you shove the pipe up his ass?" asks the salesman...
"Sure did!" replies the farmer. "It worked for about a day & then he started goin' crooked again."
"Blow in the pipe." says the salesman.
"What?" says the farmer.
"Don't worry..." says the salesman. "I've been in this business a long time. It'll work."
So the farmer does what the salesman said & sure enough, the mule goes straight. This works for about a day & the mule starts going crooked again. The farmer calls up the mule salesman again & says..."The mule's goin' crooked again!"
"Did you blow in the pipe?" asks the salesman.
"Sure did!" replies the farmer. "It worked for about a day & then he started goin' crooked again."
"Well, I'll have to come out to your place & check it out." says the mule salesman.
He goes out to the farmers house & the farmer takes him out in his field, where the salesman blows in the pipe & the mule goes straight.
"Well that didn't work the last time I did it!" says the farmer.
"Try it now." says the salesman.
The farmer walks over to the mule, pulls the pipe out of the mule's ass, flips it end for end, shoves it back in & starts blowing on it.
"What'd you do that for?" asks the salesman.
The farmer says.......
"Well, do you think I wanna' put my mouth on it after it's been in your mouth?"
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This is a bit of a long one..........
A farmer goes to town and buys a mule from the local mule salesman to pull his plow. He takes the mule home, hooks it up to his plow & starts plowing his field. It's here that he notices that the mule won't plow a straight line. He looks closely at the mule & finds that it's cross-eyed. He calls up the mule salesman & says...."You're gonna' have to take that mule back! It's cross-eyed & won't plow a straight line!"
The mule salesman says..."Oh, that's easy to fix. Just get a piece of pipe about two feet long & shove it in the mule's ass & he'll go straight."
"You sure?" asks the farmer.
"Don't worry..." says the salesman. "I've been in this business a long time. It'll work."
So the farmer does what the salesman said & sure enough, the mule goes straight. This works for about a day & the mule starts going crooked again. The farmer calls up the mule salesman again & says..."The mule's goin' crooked again!"
"Did you shove the pipe up his ass?" asks the salesman...
"Sure did!" replies the farmer. "It worked for about a day & then he started goin' crooked again."
"Blow in the pipe." says the salesman.
"What?" says the farmer.
"Don't worry..." says the salesman. "I've been in this business a long time. It'll work."
So the farmer does what the salesman said & sure enough, the mule goes straight. This works for about a day & the mule starts going crooked again. The farmer calls up the mule salesman again & says..."The mule's goin' crooked again!"
"Did you blow in the pipe?" asks the salesman.
"Sure did!" replies the farmer. "It worked for about a day & then he started goin' crooked again."
"Well, I'll have to come out to your place & check it out." says the mule salesman.
He goes out to the farmers house & the farmer takes him out in his field, where the salesman blows in the pipe & the mule goes straight.
"Well that didn't work the last time I did it!" says the farmer.
"Try it now." says the salesman.
The farmer walks over to the mule, pulls the pipe out of the mule's ass, flips it end for end, shoves it back in & starts blowing on it.
"What'd you do that for?" asks the salesman.
The farmer says.......
"Well, do you think I wanna' put my mouth on it after it's been in your mouth?"
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