The freezer...

Jokes!!

  1. RAINMANYEH

    RAINMANYEH Well-Known Member

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    God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven. The woman said she would try her best.

    God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there."

    "They don’t like that in heaven,” God said.

    The woman replied, "They weren’t too happy about it at Costco either!"
     
  2. 69hemibeep

    69hemibeep Sponge Bob Square Wheels

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  3. Roadcuda

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    Good one!
     
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