The Lone Ranger and Tonto

[jays69bird]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."

 

[69hemibeep]

Funny

 

[quikbird]

I like it

 

[1969ronnie]

:flag:

 

[Basketcase]

the Lone Ranger went in the bushes to take a leak. while he had his manhood out, a snake bit him on it. The Ranger called to Tonto, told him what happened,and said to go find a doctor and find out what to do. Tonto rode into town and found the doctor. when he had explained what had happened, the doctor said to cut the bit, and suck out the poison. Tonto went back to their camp site. The Ranger asked Tonto what the doctor had said. Doctor said you gonna die Kemosabi.....