the preacher

[george68hemirr]

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'
The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'
The preacher said, 'No shit?'

 

[69hemibeep]

Repeat :leg:

 

[Mel69rrvert]

Repeat :leg:

I nominate Bob to be the "joke police" :cheers: :cheers:

 

[69hemibeep]

Repeat :leg:

I nominate Bob to be the "joke police" :cheers: :cheers:

I just do my part when Ray is on the road :wedgie:

 

[ACME A12]

Repeat :leg:

I nominate Bob to be the "joke police" :cheers: :cheers:

I just do my part when Ray is on the road :wedgie:

In keeping with the theme of this joke, just let me add that you are one damned fine Joke Police Deputy, Mr. HemiBeep...

 

[69hemibeep]

I nominate Bob to be the "joke police" :cheers: :cheers:[/quote]
I just do my part when Ray is on the road :wedgie:[/quote]

In keeping with the theme of this joke, just let me add that you are one damned fine Joke Police Deputy, Mr. HemiBeep... [/quote]
And he lets me carry a bullet

 

[moparstuart]

barney :acme: that wold make ray , andy

 

[Roadcuda]

barney :acme: that wold make ray , andy

So who would be Opey (sp?) then?

 

[69hemibeep]

barney :acme: that wold make ray , andy

So who would be Opey (sp?) then?

Stuie

 

[moparstuart]

barney :acme: that wold make ray , andy

So who would be Opey (sp?) then?

Stuie

i'm otis

 

[ACME A12]

So who would be Opey (sp?) then?

Stuie

i'm otis

Give us your car keys, Otis...

 

[moparstuart]

So who would be Opey (sp?) then?

Stuie

i'm otis

Give us your car keys, Otis... [/quote]
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