The Very Best Friend Ever

[moparstuart]

A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner. His wife screams, "You asshole! My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f***k did you bring him home?"

"Cause he's thinking of getting married..."

 

[Steve]

:lmao: :lmao: good one Stu

 

[69hemibeep]

 

[Roadcuda]

:yesnod:

 

[george68hemirr]

 

[ACME A12]

:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

:lmao:

 

[Basketcase]

my Mrs even laughed at that one.... :basketcase:

 

[sixgunrunner68]