Steve
Well-Known Member
This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, and I need something to keep me
horny...keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked with an "X" and says,
"Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12hours!" the guy says, "Gimme 3
boxes."
The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up
to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in
horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is
hanging off in some places.
The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay.
" The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
that are you?
" The guy says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, and I need something to keep me
horny...keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked with an "X" and says,
"Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12hours!" the guy says, "Gimme 3
boxes."
The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up
to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in
horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is
hanging off in some places.
The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay.
" The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
that are you?
" The guy says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."
