moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Love Making Tips For Seniors>>>>
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.>>>>
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.>>>>
3 Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)>>>>
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.>>>>
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.>>>>
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.>>>>
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..>>>>
8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.>>>>
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!>>>>
10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . >> .
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.>>>>
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.>>>>
3 Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)>>>>
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.>>>>
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.>>>>
6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.>>>>
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..>>>>
8. Make all the noise you want...the neighbors are deaf, too.>>>>
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!>>>>
10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . >> .