mcmopar
Well-Known Member
4 men are driving cross-country together -- one from Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and the last one is from New York.
A bit down the road the guy from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The guy from Nebraska turns to him and asks, "What in the world are you doing?"
The guy from Idaho says, "man, we have so many of these darned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground and I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the guy from Nebraska begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The guy from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?" The Nebraskan replies, "man, we have so many of these darned things in Nebraska I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the guy from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out. !!!!!! :acme:
(of course we could always substitute a Cuban or Puerto Rican for the New Yorker down here!)
:jester:
A bit down the road the guy from Idaho starts to pull potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.
The guy from Nebraska turns to him and asks, "What in the world are you doing?"
The guy from Idaho says, "man, we have so many of these darned things in Idaho they're laying around on the ground and I'm sick of looking at them!"
A few miles down the road, the guy from Nebraska begins pulling husks of corn from his bag and throwing them out the window. The guy from Florida asks "What are you doing that for?" The Nebraskan replies, "man, we have so many of these darned things in Nebraska I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired by the others, the guy from Florida opens the car door and pushes the New Yorker out. !!!!!! :acme:
(of course we could always substitute a Cuban or Puerto Rican for the New Yorker down here!)
:jester:
and now Haitians.