true friends

[moparstuart]

None of that "Sissy Stuff "

Are you tired of those

sissy "friendship" poems

that always sound good,

but never actually come close

to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of

True Friendship.

You WON'T see

cutesy little smiley faces

on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad,

I will jump on the person

who made you sad

like a spider monkey

jacked up on Starbucks!




2. When you are blue,

I will try to dislodge

whatever is choking you.




3. When you smile,

I will know you are

plotting something naughty

that I must be involved in.




4. When you're scared,

we will high tail it out of here.




5. When you are worried,

I will tell you horrible stories about how

much worse it could be until you

quit whining, ya big baby!




6. When you are confused,

I will use little words.




7. When you are sick,

Stay away from me

until you are well again.

I don't want whatever you have.




8. When you fall,

I'll pick you up

and dust you off--

After I laugh my butt off!




This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

-- because you are my FRIEND!

***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

b ut only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

**********************

 

[mcmopar]

:lmao: I've never quite heard of friendship in that way before (like peeing your pants) but its true!

 

[moparstuart]

:lmao: I've never quite heard of friendship in that way before (like peeing your pants) but its true!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Hoosier Bird]

Good friends are hard to come by....... :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

Good friends are hard to come by....... :lmao:

Did you wet yourself

 

[Hoosier Bird]

Good friends are hard to come by....... :lmao:

Did you wet yourself

Just a little..........