Two sharks, a father and his son, are swimming along one day when the younger one spots two people swimming on the surface.
The younger one says, "come on dad, let's go up and eat 'em".
The older shark says, "not so fast son, there's a certain routine that we have to follow before we eat them". He continues, "first, we have to go up to the surface and swim around them with half of our fin exposed. Then, after that, we'll swim around them twice with our full fin exposed, and then we can eat them."
So, up they go. They perform the routine and eat the swimmers.
As they swim away, the younger shark asks, "Dad, I don't get it, why couldn't we have just gone up and eaten them without all that swimming around?"
The father says, "well son, we could have done that, but they taste a lot better without all that poop in 'em"
The younger one says, "come on dad, let's go up and eat 'em".
The older shark says, "not so fast son, there's a certain routine that we have to follow before we eat them". He continues, "first, we have to go up to the surface and swim around them with half of our fin exposed. Then, after that, we'll swim around them twice with our full fin exposed, and then we can eat them."
So, up they go. They perform the routine and eat the swimmers.
As they swim away, the younger shark asks, "Dad, I don't get it, why couldn't we have just gone up and eaten them without all that swimming around?"
The father says, "well son, we could have done that, but they taste a lot better without all that poop in 'em"
:bricks: :groucho:
