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> All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to
> determine whether admission will be granted.
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> One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each
> applicant did on his or her last day of life.
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> The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good
> one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed.
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> She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.
> Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely
> dry too.
> I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.
> I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB
> clinging to the rail by his finger tips.
> I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot.
> He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
> On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our
> antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over.
> It hit the man and killed him.
> At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack
> and died.
> The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
> The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
> "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment,
> I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building.
> I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but
> some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a
> flower pot, I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as
> I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me, I tried to crawl out
> of the way but failed And was hit and killed by the chest.
> " The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next
> room.
> He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters.
> He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as
> the fellow in here just before you."
> "I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding'
> In this cedar chest....."
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> Whether admission will be granted:
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> This is an oldie.... but hope you haven't seen it before!
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> All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to
> determine whether admission will be granted.
>
> One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each
> applicant did on his or her last day of life.
>
> The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good
> one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed.
>
> She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower.
> Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely
> dry too.
> I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.
> I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB
> clinging to the rail by his finger tips.
> I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot.
> He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.
> On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our
> antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over.
> It hit the man and killed him.
> At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack
> and died.
> The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.
> The second applicant said that his last day was his worst.
> "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment,
> I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building.
> I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but
> some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a
> flower pot, I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as
> I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me, I tried to crawl out
> of the way but failed And was hit and killed by the chest.
> " The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next
> room.
> He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters.
> He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as
> the fellow in here just before you."
> "I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding'
> In this cedar chest....."
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