white wine

[george68hemirr]

A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a white wine.


All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their
beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."
The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No," says the Canadian "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us."

 

[Basketcase]

ya know, since I work in WVa...I can place faces to that one.......
just like when they advertise Duck Dynasty on TV, I tell the wife I never need to watch that show. she said why, "cause I work with all those guys"

 

[69383RR]

Lmao ! Sounds just like Hardwick , the next town over from us .

 

[69383RR]

can you imagine growing up in a town named Hardwick :sour: ?

 

[Basketcase]

ever hear of Intercorse,Pa?

 

[Roadcuda]

ever hear of Intercorse,Pa?

I was there last year!. :groucho:

 

[abodybill]

ever hear of Intercorse,Pa?

We got a town here called "Colon" Michigan.:yesnod:

 

[gunnar]

We have a few towns in mn with good names. My dad always told me you get to AITKIN before you get to REMER.

Newspaper headlines, FERTILE girl killed in CLIMAX.

 

[pinkpanthr]

KY has Big Bone Lick

 

[pinkpanthr]

Oh and have you seen the call of the wildman? The turtleman is a regular at the pharmacy where my wife used to work. Makes the whole state look bad as if we didn't already have a bad rep.

 

[george68hemirr]

lol.....

 

[69383RR]

Well with towns like Big Bone Lick what do you expect , still think your making that one up. :single_eye:

 

[pinkpanthr]

Well with towns like Big Bone Lick what do you expect , still think your making that one up. :single_eye:

Ok so it's only a state park. Does that make it any better? And its a state historic site. It's actually beautiful place just wish it wasn't on a huge road sign on interstate 75!

 

[69hemibeep]

:rimshot: