will i live till i am 80

[george68hemirr]

Subj: Will I livjcpe to be 80

Will I Live to see 80?

Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor ..

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs ?

'I said, 'Not much...

My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars , or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

 

[mannye]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

So true, My father used to say:

Don't drink, don't smoke, go to sleep early, excersize and eat only good foods and you will die healthy.

 

[ACME A12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

So true, My father used to say:

Don't drink, don't smoke, go to sleep early, excersize and eat only good foods and you will die healthy.

My step-dad still says the same thing...seems to be working for him...