will i live to be 80...repeat but new for the new guys

[george68hemirr]

Subject: Will I Live to be 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

 

[sixgunrunner68]

Re: will i live to be 80

Good one, but I think I hear the repeat sheriff coming.

 

[george68hemirr]

Re: will i live to be 80

Good one, but I think I hear the repeat sheriff coming.

WELL AT LEAST YOU LIKE IT

 

[sixgunrunner68]

Re: will i live to be 80

Good one, but I think I hear the repeat sheriff coming.

WELL AT LEAST YOU LIKE IT

I'm easy, keep 'em coming..

 

[ACME A12]

He labeled it as a repeat...can't touch him. Diplomatic Joke Repeat Immunity...

 

[69hemibeep]

He labeled it as a repeat...can't touch him. Diplomatic Joke Repeat Immunity...

I'm going to repeat my 80 page restoration thread :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

I'm going to repeat my 80 page restoration thread :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Great. I look forward to having my a$$ kicked and getting dumped in the desert. :lmao:

:jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

He labeled it as a repeat...can't touch him. Diplomatic Joke Repeat Immunity...

I'm going to repeat my 80 page restoration thread :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

OH NO.... NOT THAT :jester:

 

[moparstuart]

Uncle george to be safe just lable them all repeats , keep the blue clowns off you ass . !!!! :acme: :acme: :acme:

 

[ACME A12]

Uncle george to be safe just lable them all repeats , keep the blue clowns off you ass . !!!! :acme: :acme: :acme:

You do realize that I can edit anything in this forum that I find "OFFENSIVE"... :devil:



:jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

Uncle george to be safe just lable them all repeats , keep the blue clowns off you ass . !!!! :acme: :acme: :acme:

You do realize that I can edit anything in this forum that I find "OFFENSIVE"... :devil:



:jester:

Go get em Andy :chuck:

 

[moparstuart]

Uncle george to be safe just lable them all repeats , keep the blue clowns off you ass . !!!! :acme: :acme: :acme:

You do realize that I can edit anything in this forum that I find "OFFENSIVE"... :devil:



:jester:

Go get em Andy :chuck:

I aint scared , :basketcase: :basketcase: :basketcase:

 

[Roadcuda]

He labeled it as a repeat...can't touch him. Diplomatic Joke Repeat Immunity...

I'm going to repeat my 80 page restoration thread :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

NO! NO! NOT THAT!!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[george68hemirr]

THIS SHOULD OFFEND AT LEAST TWO GROUPS THAT HAVE NO SENSE OF
HUMOR............................................

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[moparstuart]

THIS SHOULD OFFEND AT LEAST TWO GROUPS THAT HAVE NO SENSE OF
HUMOR............................................

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

only the blue joke nazi's

 

[george68hemirr]

THIS SHOULD OFFEND AT LEAST TWO GROUPS THAT HAVE NO SENSE OF
HUMOR............................................

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

only the blue joke nazi's

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: