moparstuart
Well-Known Member
Women are evil.......
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>> This can't be true--can it? I've heard the words before.
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>> THIS IS AT A REAL FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA
>> Just when you thought you've seen everything ...
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>> DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand
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>> Lovely new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and a beer.
>> And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray?
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>> AND the football game is ON!
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>> So, you thought you'd seen it all, huh?!
>> THE MEMORIAL STONE
>> Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
>> As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her
>> oldest and dearest friend, Jan.
>> "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
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>> "I'm sure you're right," replied Jan, who lowered her voice and leaned in
>> close.
>> "How much did this really cost?"
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>> "All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand."
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>> "No!" Jan exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
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>> Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue.
>> The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the
>> Memorial Stone."
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>> Jan computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is
>> it?"
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>> "Two and a half carats."
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>>
>> This can't be true--can it? I've heard the words before.
>>
>> THIS IS AT A REAL FUNERAL HOME IN ALABAMA
>> Just when you thought you've seen everything ...
>>
>> DEAD in his favorite chair (reclined), remote in hand
>>
>>
>> Lovely new, silky, black & gold pjs, slippers and a beer.
>> And are those a pack of Newports in his ashtray?
>>
>>
>>
>> AND the football game is ON!
>>
>> So, you thought you'd seen it all, huh?!
>> THE MEMORIAL STONE
>> Billy died.... His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.
>> As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Joyce, turned to her
>> oldest and dearest friend, Jan.
>> "Well, I'm sure Billy would be pleased," she said.
>>
>> "I'm sure you're right," replied Jan, who lowered her voice and leaned in
>> close.
>> "How much did this really cost?"
>>
>> "All of it," said Joyce .. "Thirty thousand."
>>
>> "No!" Jan exclaimed. "I mean, it was very nice, but $30,000?"
>>
>> Joyce answered, "The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the synagogue.
>> The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500. The rest went for the
>> Memorial Stone."
>>
>> Jan computed quickly. "$22,500 for a Memorial Stone? My God, how big is
>> it?"
>>
>> "Two and a half carats."
