women golfer

[george68hemirr]

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball

into the woods.



She went into the woods to look for it and found a

frog in a trap.



The frog said to her, "If you release me from this

trap, I will grant you three wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank

you, but I failed to mention that there was a

condition to your wishes.



Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times

ten!"



The woman said, "That's okay."



For her first wish, she wanted to be the most

beautiful woman in the world..



The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish

will also make your husband the most handsome man in

the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".



The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be

the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only

for me."



So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!



For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest

woman in the world.



The frog said, "That will make your husband the

richest man in the world. And he will be ten times

richer than you."



The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is

his and what's his is mine."



So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!



The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she

answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."





Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with

them