ALFERALFER
Well-Known Member
My wife was going through my text messages today when she stopped and yelled.
"Who the fuck is Sophie?
And why is she telling you she'd love to suck your cock for the 4th time this week?"
"Err... Wrong number," I replied. "That's a wrong number."
"She also wrote your name, Hi Neil darling!"
"I'm not denying it's for me," I said.
"But the correct number is 6. 6th time this week."
"Who the fuck is Sophie?
And why is she telling you she'd love to suck your cock for the 4th time this week?"
"Err... Wrong number," I replied. "That's a wrong number."
"She also wrote your name, Hi Neil darling!"
"I'm not denying it's for me," I said.
"But the correct number is 6. 6th time this week."
