Steve
Well-Known Member
You’re 5ft 4in, can bench press 325lbs, shave twice a day, but still cry when your mother yells at you.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel-agent are all blood relatives.
Your two best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law.
You are a card-carrying VIP at more than three strip clubs.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5ft 6in, it’s presumed his mother had an affair.
At least five of your cousins live on your street.
All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
It’s impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
You have ever been in a fight defending Sylvester Stallone’s acting ability.
You have at least one sister who went to beauty school.
You have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is; ''He shoulda kept his big mouth shut.''
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel-agent are all blood relatives.
Your two best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law.
You are a card-carrying VIP at more than three strip clubs.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5ft 6in, it’s presumed his mother had an affair.
At least five of your cousins live on your street.
All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather.
It’s impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
You have ever been in a fight defending Sylvester Stallone’s acting ability.
You have at least one sister who went to beauty school.
You have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is; ''He shoulda kept his big mouth shut.''
