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Bill and Satan

RAINMANYEH

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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation
was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at
the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from evil incarnate.

Soon the church was empty except for Bill Clinton who sat calmly
in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to
Bill and said, "Do you know who I am?"

The Clinton replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the calm as a clam Clinton .

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned Bill, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for
all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you are still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said Bill.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

Bill Clinton calmly replied,

"Been married to your sister for over 30 years."
 
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