COCK

[george68hemirr]

PREACHER MAN










A priest in a small village loved his chickens that
he kept in the coop behind the church.




One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the
birds and discovered that the cock was missing.. He knew about the cock
fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in the
church.


During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody
got a cock?" All the men stood up.





"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen
a cock?" All the women stood up.


"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has
anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"


A few of the women stood up!




"No, no, no. That wasn't what I meant. What I really
mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"




Several altar boys, two priests, and a goat stood
up.



Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: FOUO

 

[ACME A12]

:facepalm:

:jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

:facepalm:

:jester:

X2

 

[sixgunrunner68]

Kinda saw that coming, but still pretty good. :lmao:

 

[moparstuart]

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

 

[gunnar]

What is a goat doing in church?? :basketcase:

 

[Roadcuda]

:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

 

[Jim S.]

What is a goat doing in church?? :basketcase:

and why is it sitting down!

 

[ACME A12]

What is a goat doing in church?? :basketcase:

and why is it sitting down!

You guys are funnier than the joke... :basketcase:

 

[moparstuart]

[quote="Jim S.":1svpm1d3]

What is a goat doing in church?? :basketcase:

and why is it sitting down!

You guys are funnier than the joke... :basketcase:

[/quote:1svpm1d3]
:yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod: :yesnod:

 

[Steve]

:facepalm:

 

[Basketcase]

:leave: