My wife asked that same question.....
Oh wait....
The rear main seal can be changed in the car. Drop the pan and pull the retainer that holds the rear seal. It will take a little patience and some wiggling to get it out. The top part (over the crank) will need to be "rolled" out. Usually you can push it out enough to grab the other end and pull it out. The new one will have to be "rolled" back into place. Be sure the lip of the seal faces the right way. Put the seal retainer back in, you''l have to soak the side seals in kerosene first. A bit of "anaerobic" sealer (lock-tite) on the mating surface to the block isn't a bad idea, but they never had it from the factory.
RTV (sparingly) where the retainer meets the block just 'cause, new pan gasket(s) with your favorite gasket sealer and you're back in business.
But "pipe cleaner" rear seal??? Explain please.
The only seals I've ever seen in a big block Mopar were either rubber or rope.