I no come work today

[george68hemirr]

An oldie, but a goody...

Wong Chow calls his boss and says, "I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."












The boss says, "You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."





Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 

[sixgunrunner68]

:rimshot:

 

[69hemibeep]

Oldie but yes funny

 

[Roadcuda]

Good one!

 

[Steve]

:lmao:

 

[Basketcase]

:facepalm:

 

[mcmopar]

^^^what he said^^^