george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
An oldie, but a goody...
Wong Chow calls his boss and says, "I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Wong Chow calls his boss and says, "I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."