Lucy and John

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An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services at The Villages.

About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to John .

The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

John scribbled back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
 
we were at the store one day, and one slipped out. I was behind the mrs, and I quietly walked away. an old lady was coming down the isle towards her, and walked into it. she gave the Mrs a dirty look. The wife didn't know what was going on until she heard me laughing in the next isle........ :fart: .
 
Basketcase said:
we were at the store one day, and one slipped out. I was behind the mrs, and I quietly walked away. an old lady was coming down the isle towards her, and walked into it. she gave the Mrs a dirty look. The wife didn't know what was going on until she heard me laughing in the next isle........ :fart: .
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Basketcase said:
we were at the store one day, and one slipped out. I was behind the mrs, and I quietly walked away. an old lady was coming down the isle towards her, and walked into it. she gave the Mrs a dirty look. The wife didn't know what was going on until she heard me laughing in the next isle........ :fart: .
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
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