Lucy and John

[Steve]

An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services at The Villages.

About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to John .

The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

John scribbled back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

 

[Roadcuda]

Ah, those SBD"S Silent but deadly!!! :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ACME A12]

 

[69hemibeep]

:lmao:

 

[abodybill]

 

[Basketcase]

we were at the store one day, and one slipped out. I was behind the mrs, and I quietly walked away. an old lady was coming down the isle towards her, and walked into it. she gave the Mrs a dirty look. The wife didn't know what was going on until she heard me laughing in the next isle........ :fart: .

 

[Roadcuda]

we were at the store one day, and one slipped out. I was behind the mrs, and I quietly walked away. an old lady was coming down the isle towards her, and walked into it. she gave the Mrs a dirty look. The wife didn't know what was going on until she heard me laughing in the next isle........ :fart: .

:lmao:

 

[Steve]

we were at the store one day, and one slipped out. I was behind the mrs, and I quietly walked away. an old lady was coming down the isle towards her, and walked into it. she gave the Mrs a dirty look. The wife didn't know what was going on until she heard me laughing in the next isle........ :fart: .

:lmao: :lmao: