MJ Jokes

Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
 
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died
 
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
 
What was Michael Jackson's last hit?
The Floor
 
Now if this were the a-bodies site, you'd be given a rash for insensitive comments. Big, I didn't know you had it in ya! Etch a Sketch, that's a good one! :devil:
 
george68hemirr said:
Big John is outta control....wheres the Moderator Acme A12 when you need him.......HAHA


Not sure, but I think if you "moderate" the Boss, you are given the opportunity to go moderate somewhere else... :leave: :lol:

You guys are having way too much fun with this whole moderator thing... :D

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When Farrah reached the Pearly Gates, St Peter said" since you have had such a hard time these last years, God will grant your last request." Farrah said "Please keep all the children safe" MJ dropped like a hot potatoes.
 
Did you hear Michael Jackson's heart attack was brought on by food poisioning? Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts! :lol:
 
You know its really not fair to say all this stuff about poor MJ.

For inspiration, I suggest we read what Stevie Wonder wrote about MJ

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Deep stuff, eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . ..... ....”
 
Big John said:
You know its really not fair to say all this stuff about poor MJ.

For inspiration, I suggest we read what Stevie Wonder wrote about MJ

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Deep stuff, eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . ..... ....”
Big, Big,,,,,,,Big, me thinks we are just now starting to see the real big John coming out! :banana:
 
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