REDNECK PICK UP LINES

[george68hemirr]

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 

[69hemibeep]

Whats wrong with those they worked for me :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

Whats wrong with those they worked for me :lmao: :lmao:

:lmao: :huh: :crazy: :lmao:

 

[Mel69rrvert]

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:

 

[george68hemirr]

you hear that stuie .....I AM THE KING.....get over it......thanks MEL

 

[69hemibeep]

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:

I'll be his editor, I can get it down to a pamphlet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[moparstuart]

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:

I'll be his editor, I can get it down to a pamphlet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :leg:

 

[MarPar]

:lmao: :lmao: :basketcase: :acme:

 

[george68hemirr]

:lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.[/quote]
George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:[/quote]
I'll be his editor, I can get it down to a pamphlet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:[/quote]

You can get it that big Bob :devil: ?