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george68hemirr

george68hemirr

I think you guys are full of shit.
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Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
 
george68hemirr said:
Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:
 
Mel69rrvert said:
george68hemirr said:
Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Click to expand...
George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:
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I'll be his editor, I can get it down to a pamphlet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
69hemibeep said:
Mel69rrvert said:
george68hemirr said:
Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Click to expand...
George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:
Click to expand...
I'll be his editor, I can get it down to a pamphlet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :leg:
 
Thank you for purchasing "Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines" by Bubba & Cooter,




1) Did you fart? ...cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? .....cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? ...cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? ...cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND.. the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.[/quote]
George.......You and I need to put all of our jokes together and publish a book! Guaranteed #1 seller!! :lmao: :lmao: :jester: :jester: :jester:[/quote]
I'll be his editor, I can get it down to a pamphlet :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:[/quote]

You can get it that big Bob :devil: ?
 
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