Romantic Text

[Big John]

A wife being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text..............


"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

He replied........"I am taking a shit. What should I do?

 

[ACME A12]

Uncle George beat you to this one by 2 weeks...which is the exact opposite of how things usually work around here...

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[69hemibeep]

The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything

 

[droptop]

The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything

:basketcase:

 

[george68hemirr]

The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything

OH OKAY......NICE.....BUT YOU BITCH SLAPP ME EVERYTIME I REPEAT.....SOUNDS LIKE A ONE WAY STREET....BOBBIE

Uncle George beat you to this one by 2 weeks...which is the exact opposite of how things usually work around here... BIG JOHN.....OLDIE BUT GOODIE :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything

OH OKAY......NICE.....BUT YOU BITCH SLAPP ME EVERYTIME I REPEAT.....SOUNDS LIKE A ONE WAY STREET....BOBBIE

Uncle George beat you to this one by 2 weeks...which is the exact opposite of how things usually work around here... BIG JOHN.....OLDIE BUT GOODIE :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You need it :wedgie: :groucho:

 

[george68hemirr]

You need it :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Big John]

You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?

 

[abodybill]

You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?

"No truer words ever been spoken" :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?

Thats why I'm not messing with you, I don't want to end up on a stage with another donkey

 

[moparstuart]

You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?

Big Johns a made man , He can also make sure Uncle George just goes away :basketcase: :basketcase: :basketcase: :basketcase:

 

[george68hemirr]

You guys do know I can just make George's post go away.....Don't you?

so then it wont be a oldie but goodie.....thats the power of our website master

 

[Basketcase]

The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything

rly:

 

[69hemibeep]

The Mod won't even let the Big guy slide one by, I wouldn't have said anything

rly:

Really

 

[george68hemirr]

Really

you suck ass bobby :acme: