Taxi Ride

[Mel69rrvert]

An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis. So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”

You gotta love Texas

 

[69hemibeep]

UH OH, Mel has a repeat from about a week ago on his hands :basketcase:

 

[Mel69rrvert]

UH OH, Mel has a repeat from about a week ago on his hands :basketcase:

Bob.........It was a test to see if you are still doing your job :chuck:

 

[69hemibeep]

UH OH, Mel has a repeat from about a week ago on his hands :basketcase:

Bob.........It was a test to see if you are still doing your job :chuck:

I'm on stand by. Got to make sure you don't try and cross the gila river into the safe zone :jester:

 

[ACME A12]

UH OH, Mel has a repeat from about a week ago on his hands :basketcase:

Bob.........It was a test to see if you are still doing your job :chuck:

I'm on stand by. Got to make sure you don't try and cross the gila river into the safe zone :jester:

So now the Safe Zone extends all the way down to your neck of the woods? Do Marty & George know about this??? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[sixgunrunner68]

UH OH, Mel has a repeat from about a week ago on his hands :basketcase:

Bob.........It was a test to see if you are still doing your job :chuck:

I'm on stand by. Got to make sure you don't try and cross the gila river into the safe zone :jester:

:basketcase:
Upstate NY = safe zone. Your requested variance for a 2,500 mile lot line adjustment has been denied. :jester:

 

[69hemibeep]

Damn, come on up Mel we are heading to NY, time to screw up the safe zone :basketcase:

 

[Mel69rrvert]

Damn, come on up Mel we are heading to NY, time to screw up the safe zone :basketcase:

I have to pack up my hoodie and my "pistola" and then I'll re ready to go :cheers: :cheers:

 

[george68hemirr]

busted

 

[sixgunrunner68]

Damn, come on up Mel we are heading to NY, time to screw up the safe zone :basketcase:

I have to pack up my hoodie and my "pistola" and then I'll re ready to go :cheers: :cheers:

Unfortunately we're out of room in the safe zone at this point in time. Please check back soon for upcoming availabilities. :basketcase:

 

[69hemibeep]

Damn, come on up Mel we are heading to NY, time to screw up the safe zone :basketcase:

I have to pack up my hoodie and my "pistola" and then I'll re ready to go :cheers: :cheers:

Unfortunately we're out of room in the safe zone at this point in time. Please check back soon for upcoming availabilities. :basketcase:

We don't need no stinking room, we will make room amigo. :lmao:

 

[Roadcuda]

Damn, come on up Mel we are heading to NY, time to screw up the safe zone :basketcase:[/quote]
I have to pack up my hoodie and my "pistola" and then I'll re ready to go :cheers: :cheers:[/quote]

Unfortunately we're out of room in the safe zone at this point in time. Please check back soon for upcoming availabilities. :basketcase:[/quote]
We don't need no stinking room, we will make room amigo. :lmao:[/quote]

It sounds like it's a good thing I live EAST of the save zone, I've got a buffer from the would be invaders!!!!! :devil:

 

[sixgunrunner68]

[/quote]

Unfortunately we're out of room in the safe zone at this point in time. Please check back soon for upcoming availabilities. :basketcase:[/quote]
We don't need no stinking room, we will make room amigo. :lmao:[/quote]

:basketcase: fair enough esse', throw your saddle bags on your burro and head on up.