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The Dot

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The Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.

On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
 

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:lol: That's not what I heard, there are Hindu's with red dots and with turbans. One is a push start and one is a pull start :jester:
 

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69hemibeep said:
:lol: That's not what I heard, there are Hindu's with red dots and with turbans. One is a push start and one is a pull start :jester:
THIS MUST BE THE LASTEST VERSION :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:
 

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I heard different... I heard the dot developed after marriage from her husband poking her forehead saying,

"You're so F-ing UGLY!"
 

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mannye said:
I heard different... I heard the dot developed after marriage from her husband poking her forehead saying,

"You're so F-ing UGLY!"
I can believe that one!!! :lol:
 

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69hemibeep said:
See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:
so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???
 

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george68hemirr said:
69hemibeep said:
See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:
so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???
The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .
 

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moparstuart said:
george68hemirr said:
69hemibeep said:
See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:
so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???
The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .
Stuie, you type like Yoda speaks you do :lol:
 

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69hemibeep said:
moparstuart said:
quote="69hemibeep"]See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:
so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???
The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .[/quote]
Stuie, you type like Yoda speaks you do :lol:[/quote]
my daddy didnt teach me no better
 

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69hemibeep said:
moparstuart said:
The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .
Stuie, you type like Yoda speaks you do :lol:


I missed this last week... Good one that was Master HemiBeep... :lmao:

:jester:
 
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