The Dot

[Roadcuda]

The Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.

On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.

 

[69hemibeep]

That's not what I heard, there are Hindu's with red dots and with turbans. One is a push start and one is a pull start :jester:

 

[sixgunrunner68]

 

[Collin]

:basketcase: :lmao:

 

[george68hemirr]

That's not what I heard, there are Hindu's with red dots and with turbans. One is a push start and one is a pull start :jester:

THIS MUST BE THE LASTEST VERSION :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[69hemibeep]

See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:

 

[Roadcuda]

See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:

Can't argue with that one!!!

 

[FatJack]

Now that was funny!!!

 

[mannye]

I heard different... I heard the dot developed after marriage from her husband poking her forehead saying,

"You're so F-ing UGLY!"

 

[Roadcuda]

I heard different... I heard the dot developed after marriage from her husband poking her forehead saying,

"You're so F-ing UGLY!"

I can believe that one!!!

 

[george68hemirr]

See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:

so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???

 

[moparstuart]

See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:

so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???

The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .

 

[69hemibeep]

See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:

so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???

The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .

Stuie, you type like Yoda speaks you do

 

[moparstuart]

quote="69hemibeep"]See, green and blue came together and gave you two jokes in one saving internet space :basketcase:

so now we are worried about saving internet space :acme:
stuie are you hearing this???

The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .[/quote]
Stuie, you type like Yoda speaks you do [/quote]
my daddy didnt teach me no better

 

[ACME A12]

The Blue and Green meanies have made an allience , but they will be fighting each other again soon .

Stuie, you type like Yoda speaks you do

I missed this last week... Good one that was Master HemiBeep... :lmao:

:jester: