george68hemirr
I think you guys are full of shit.
Whores & Hockey Players
A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head
of lettuce. The
very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
heads
of lettuce.. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy
says
he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some ass hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing
right
behind him, So he added," And this gentleman has kindly offered
to buy
the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the
manager said to the boy, I was impressed with the way you got
yourself
out of that situation earlier.
We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from,
son?'
“Canada , sir,” the boy replied.
Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked...
The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players
up there.'
'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada '
'No shit?' replied the boy.
'Who'd she play for?'
A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head
of lettuce. The
very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole
heads
of lettuce.. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy
says
he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some ass hole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing
right
behind him, So he added," And this gentleman has kindly offered
to buy
the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the
manager said to the boy, I was impressed with the way you got
yourself
out of that situation earlier.
We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from,
son?'
“Canada , sir,” the boy replied.
Well, why did you leave Canada?' the manager asked...
The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players
up there.'
'Really?' said the manager. 'My wife is from Canada '
'No shit?' replied the boy.
'Who'd she play for?'
