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Need bucket seat latch (right side) for a 69 road runner. 520-822-7092 mclait@cox.net or PM me here.............Thanks

The word 'Dhimmitude" is found in the new health care bill; so what does it mean? Thought this was interesting and worth passing on. Dhimmitude -- What does it mean? Obama used it in the health care bill. Now isn't this interesting? It is used in the health care law. Dhimmitude -- I...

An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas.......... Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and...

Drinking & Driving I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks...

I know that I will be flammed for post old jokes so I figured I may as well post 3 at one time :jester: :jester: :jester: 1. Subject: Irish Firefighter Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise...

If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks? 1. _ _NDOM 2. F_ _K 3. P_N_S 4. PU_S_ 5. S_X 6. BOO_S | | | | | | | | | | Answers: 1. RANDOM 2. FORK 3. PANTS 4. PULSE 5. SIX 6...

The Study The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was wider than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was wider than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study...

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper and threatening manner. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me around." The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure...

Here's an opinion piece by Chuck Green who writes "Greener Pastures" for the Denver Post Aurora Sentinel...one of the more liberal papers in the country. Additionally, Mr. Green is a lifelong Democrat...so this is rather a stunning piece... Obama is victim of Bush's failed promises! Barack...

Let me get this straight . . . We're going to be "gifted" with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don't, Which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose...

The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you must...

THE MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot. 2. If you have a cat, you are a...

THE MAN TEST 1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot. 2. If you have a cat, you are a...

Don't know if this is a repeat or not The WELFARE CHECK A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the...

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue .. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me up." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond. The blonde cop asked to see the blond's drivers license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like"?' she...

I asked this question on another site and did not receive any replies so I will ask it here as well. "Who makes covers for a 69 b body buddy seat? Did not find any through Legendary or PG Classics"

In South Los Angeles , a 4-plex was destroyed by a fire.* *A Mexican family of six, all welfare recipients and gang members lived on the first floor, they died* *An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Kenya , lived on the second floor, and they...

THE PROSTATE EXAM There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are...

Do you know why Obama doesn't come to visit Arizona?? Because he may have to show his papers to prove he's here legally!!